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MORE than Murphy's Law!

Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law:
Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

There are many other related Laws, as well. Here are some:
We'll call them "Maintenance Laws and TIPS"

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
--Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

Identical parts aren't.
--Beach's Law

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
--Anthony's Law of the Workshop

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
--Tussman's Law

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
--Lowery's Law

The solution to a problem changes the problem.
--Peer's Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by
brute strength and ignorance.
--William's Law

Handy Guide to Modern Science:
1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's Biology.
2. If it stinks, it's Chemistry.
3. If it doesn't work, it's Physics.

Machines should work. People should think.
--IBM's Pollyanna Principle:

The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place
where they can do the least damage - management.
--The Dilbert Principle

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
--Ehrlich's Law

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object
to realize that you are in a hurry.
--Ralph's Observation

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
--Cannon's Comment

Cole's Law---
Thinly sliced cabbage.

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